How about men's "cleavage of the buttocks"?!?!?
How about the construction worker whose jeans are pulled down by his tool belt? The plumber whose job requires he constantly be bending himself so that his pants inch down?

Perhaps we should all be required to wear jumpsuits (or, hey, how about burkas?) in public. This will allow us all to get so much more done, undistracted as we are by others' bodies.

This smacks of puritanism, plain and simple.