I'm free!!!!

Thank you!!!!

Now I can zip around the Universe for ALL eternity!!!!!!

Oh, wait, Im a non-physical entity, how can I move in MEST...

Oh, you want me to give you more $$$ to learn how???

Whoope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im all excited again!!!

An IAS Reg Event? WHOOPIEE!!!!!!!!!! Take my $$$!!!!!

Body thetans? Whoopee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take my $$$$$!!!!!

Am i free yet?

Sec check me. Whoooppppeeeee!!!!! Im free again.

Wait, I have a headache, better do MEST work for 9 months....whooopeeeee!!!! Im free again.

I AM A RONDROID. RON SAID HE IS ONLY HUMAN, BUT WE SCIENTOLOGISTS KNOW BETTER. I WAS LOST, SO I WAS EASILY MANIPULATED INTO DEDICATING MY LIFE WITH OTHER LOSERS WHO HAD NO LIFE BEFORE SCIENTOLOGY.

FREE WILL SMITH, BEFORE MORE DAMAGE IS DONE>