The more humorless they get, the more they shall be mocked.

They just don't get this axiom. Maybe they can create a new Mockery Resistance Rundown or MRR Grade 0, and charge thousands of dollars for it. It won't work (like most everything else they charge money for) but it'll give us more to mock. Saaaaay, maybe I didn't make that up. Maybe I channeled Elron himself. Yeah, that's it. I'm channeling Elron Hubbard now. Pay me.