This is a very funny bit of proposed legislature. I almost fell out of my chair.

From the illustration, it seems that more than one in four are considered obese. My D.O. told me I was in good condition but poor "tone". Bad for me, I suppose, but he also runs five miles per day. Good for him. Heck, I'm soon 46 and could barely walk seven years ago. Better now and 50 pounds lighter, too. I DID change my diet. And got a divorce. And was named in a $7M lawsuit. And lost my job! Did I mention I changed my diet??

"OMG", good for you - keep going.

Personally, I wouldn't mind being screwed on my birthday or anniversary... ... ...

It is all personal choice. You can't legislate this sort of thing. You can't.

Mark, in Phoenix 6'3"/195...