In LaLa Land, the price one can get for photos of their offspring corresponds with their placement on the celebrity ladder. A-listers like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt garned ungodly sums for their twin deities this summer, while Britney Spears lil sis Jamie Lynn nabbed just $1 million. Ricky Martin just had twins through 'gestational surrogacy', and not a single tabloid wants to buy their photos. Ouch.

Other than speculating that no one really cares about Ricky Martin anymore, the mags have indicated why they're not jumping on the chance for these twin's pics:

"We aren't jumping like we usually do. We don't think he is going to tell the backstory, so the whole thing just seems kind of icky. When someone seems like they are hiding something, it's a big turnoff to the public, who want to share in celebrities' lives," added the editor."

Translation: Ricky still won't admit he's gay and that he had to resort to surrogacy to produce offspring.