Angelina Jolie, According to the Gossip Mags

If you're not a fan of Angelina Jolie, you may want to avert your eyes at the supermarket checkout this week. The actress graces the cover of nearly every single one. If you're an Angie-fanatic, it's your dream come true. Here's a summary of what Angie is up to, according to the gossip rags at newsstands Thursday:

OK! Magazine - Angie is adopting a baby without Brad. The adoption rumors will never die, just as her desire to collect more children will never die. The rumor is that she's already picked out a baby from Syria, but Brad says he's not ready for another.

National Enquirer - Angelina fell down because she weighs less so little. She's 5'7" and weighs 104lbs. Following her collapse, Brad is now worried and wants her to get some help to deal with her "emotional demons."

Us Weekly & Star Magazine - Angie still hates Jennifer Aniston. Duh.

Life & Style - Angelina is a total fake. This mag promises new revelations on cheating, plastic surgery and using her kids for publicity.