Leaked "Sex and the City 2" Script Reveals Financial Ruin for Carrie Bradshaw

Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth claims to have gotten ahold of a leaked script for "Sexy and the City 2". From the sounds of it, SATC 2 will not be a fanciful escape from the stresses of modern living and the economic melt down. Instead - according to the paper - these things will play out on the big screen and touch the lives of our beloved SATC characters.

Here is an overview of what the paper claims will happen (spoiler alert):

• The situation looks bleak for Bradshaw, whose marriage with Mr. Big unravels after they lose everything in a financial scam.
• Seeking work, Mr. Big ends up in London, where he’s living in a rundown apartment, but cheats on Carrie — who dumps him before finding out she’s pregnant.
• At least she has a wedding to look forward to: Stanford Blatch, her gay best friend, will marry Anthony Marantino, one of Stanford’s former enemies. Performing at the reception is Liza Minnelli, who sings a cover of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies.”
• Samantha, also hit hard by the financial scam, has to downgrade her glam lifestyle but can at least take comfort in the arms of Smith Jerrod, the ex she broke up with at the end of the previous movie.
• Miranda quits her law practice after getting sued. She and her husband Steve decide to open a restaurant.
• Besides the characters’ heavy financial losses, tough times in the real world will also be reflected in the film’s wardrobe choices, which an unnamed production insider says will be “less over-the-top but still stylish.”

Seriously, who wants to go out and be reminded of this kind of stuff in a movie? Here's to hoping that the Israeli paper was fed a load of crap, otherwise, the film is looking pretty bleak.