Lindsay Lohan is Moving to England

Lindsay Lohan recently spent a bit of time in the United Kingdom for a charity event, and has since decided that she'd rather live on the other side of the pond. LiLo, who was born in New York, currently lives in Los Angeles, the paparazzi mecca of the United States. Writing on her Twitter page, Lindsay revealed plans for her future move:

"Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj's/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!"

This doesn't have anything to do with the Ronson family, and more specifically her ex Samantha Ronson, hailing from England now does it? It certainly won't help her escape the paparazzi, who are even more brutal and outlandish in the UK. Being a self-confessed and well-known substance abuser, the availability, social acceptance, and cheapness of hard-core drugs like cocaine in England aren't going to help her cause.

Sure, moving to the UK could be a fresh start for Lohan, but if she isn't extra careful, she could end up like Amy Winehouse -- addicted to crack and gracing the cover of every English gossip rag half-clothed.