Unlikely Britney Rumors: Star To Adopt Chinese Twins & Is Planning Own Funeral

Having been deemed unfit to care for her own children, News of the World is claiming that Britney Spears is so desperate to have children in her life that she's been telling friends that she is in the final stages of adopting Chinese twins.

According to NOTW, friends feel that Britney decided to adopt the two six-year-old twins from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to ex-hubby Kevin Federline.

NOTW makes further bizarre claims, stating that Brit has splashed out $50,000 to plan for her own funeral. Supposedly, the pop princess fears that her life is spiraling out of control and may eventually lead to an early death. Such a revelation reportedly has Britney's friends and family worried that she is growing increasingly depressed, and that her unhealthy lifestyle is taking a toll.

So let's get this straight: Britney is adopting twins, despite the fact that a court found her unfit to care for her own children, and she's planning her own funeral? Unfortunately NOTW cites no credible sources for the claims, so we're going to have to file these rumors under "crazy tabloid rumors very unlikely to be true."