If you're feeling bitter about your relationship, instead of giving your significant other a mushy card and something sweet, why not instead give them something BitterSweet? Introducing BitterSweets candies, which are available in three different colletions: "Dejected", "Dysfunctional", and "Dumped".

Unless you two have got a dark sense of humor, don't expect these candies to go over well. But if getting dumped, or breaking-up is what you're aiming for these should do the trick just fine.

Instead of the sugar-coated heart candies we're used to, Bittersweets have some not-so-nice sayings on them.

Some of the sayings from the "Dejected" collection include:

I miss my ex, I cry on Q, peaked at 17, table for 1, mommy issues, dignity free, settle for less and I'm hot inside.

"Dysfunctional" sayings include:

I been creepin, parole is up, p.s. I luv me, sub prime, I want half, no fix 4 dumb, rather drink, and mutual disgust.

And lastly, the "Dumped" sayings include:

U left seatup, used u 4 fun, dog is cuter, tradin you in, forget we met, i got sober, call a 900#, and kiss a frog.

You can pick them up online at Despair.com, but you'll want to hurry to get them in time for the holiday. Or, if you're holding out to see what kind of gift you get, you might them for afterwards.