Top Ten Signs You May Be an Obamabot

There are Barack Obama supporters, and then there Obamabots, a special breed of voters who have earned their nickname for their uninformed and unwavering support of the 2008 Democratic candidate for president. If you are worried that your loved ones may be Obamabots, these are the tell-tale signs to look out for:
10 - You don't think Obama has a chance of losing. The possibility hasn't even crossed your mind.
9 - You have a photo of Barack Obama as your computer's desktop wallpaper.
8 - You're still waiting on the text message.
7 - You used to like Jesse Jackson, until you heard him say that he wanted to cut Obama's nuts off.
6 - The sight of Hillary Clinton makes you feel threatened.
5 - You fail to realize his name is Barack Hussein Obama, not to be confused with other Muslims and notorious jihadists such as Osama Bin Laden, Sadaam Hussein, Yusuf Islam, and Muhammed Ali.
4 - Bill Clinton used to be your favorite president. Now he's just Monica Lewinsky's lover.
3 - You love to watch MSNBC, and fawn over Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews.
2 - You think New York, California, Florida, Texas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Michigan are overrated.
1 - You don't care if he changes his positions, as long as he's still the 'cool' guy to vote for.
Similarly, GOP rival John McCain has a special group of supporters known as McManiacs. Find out if you or someone you know is a McManiac by checking out this list.









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Love Top Ten Lists
Hey, I love top ten lists. Here's mine.
I thought I was going to
I thought I was going to laugh but want to cry.... The list is too true :(
#11
You cannot remember more than a few catch phrases like "Yes we can" and when asked about where he stands on issues like American farmers, you have no clue.
But then again, neither does he.
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