Just as Barack Obama has his "Obamabots", rival John McCain has his own special group of supporters that can only be described as "McManiacs." How can you spot one in a crowd, or determine whether you're a McManiac yourself? Consult this list for the top signs that you might be a McCain maniac:

10 - You love the smell of napalm in the morning.

9- 72-year-old men turn you on, or alternatively, you fantasize about Sarah Palin with her gun.

8 - You're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

7 - You're bitter and cling to guns and religion.

6 - You think we should have 9-11 memorials 365 days a year.

5 - You think George W. Bush is a better president than Washington, FDR, and Bill Clinton combined.

4 - You don't know how many houses you own because you can't count to infinity.

3 - You think people who don't make $5 million a year are "middle class."

2 - If you don't like another country you think we should bomb it, take it over, and slap a McDonald's and Starbucks on every corner.

1 - You think the war in Iraq is a resounding success.