Cleveland Browns Fans Christmas Wish List

This weekend The Cleveland Leader was compiling the best items that you should be on the lookout for when you start your holiday shopping. Cleveland Browns fans aren't a greedy bunch, they would likely forgo the material possession for a winning football team. If you were able to peer into the minds here is some of the things you would probably find:

10. A former top ten draft pick wide receiver who actually catches the ball when it hits him in the hands.
9. A cure for staph infections.
8. To see Donte Stallworth actually earn some of the money from his multi-million dollar contract.
7. To be able to clone Shaun Rogers so the defense has any chance at stopping an opposing offense.
6. A coach that knows when to go for a touchdown and not kick meaningless field goals.
5. One premiere Tight End who just shuts ups and plays.
4. One General Manager that doesn't swear at his fans.
3. One owner more interested in the National Football League than the English Premier League.
2. A winning football franchise in this town after years and years of substandard play and unrealized potential.
1. Bill Cowher's phone number to help lure him out of retirement.

Now, considering the track record of the Browns since reentering the league a decade ago, it is unlikely that our wishes will be fulfilled anytime soon. You better just stick with buying the loved one in your life a nice Christmas present this year to help them out of the doldrums of another losing year.